Friday, May 26, 2006

Stupid Criminals

You've gotta love stupid criminals. They're an endless source of amusement.

Dumb: Robbing a convenience store. Dumber: Stealing only lottery tickets and snack cakes. Morons: Police follow trail of cake wrappers to the burglars apartment.

Dumb: Robbing a bank. Dumber: Bank is half a block from the police station. Stupid criminal: After receiving his money, robber sits down on bank couch and reads a magazine.

You can't make this stuff up.

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