You've gotta love stupid criminals. They're an endless source of amusement.
Dumb: Robbing a convenience store. Dumber: Stealing only lottery tickets and snack cakes. Morons: Police follow trail of cake wrappers to the burglars apartment.
Dumb: Robbing a bank. Dumber: Bank is half a block from the police station. Stupid criminal: After receiving his money, robber sits down on bank couch and reads a magazine.
You can't make this stuff up.