Egg-celent!

A team of British scientists have genetically engineered chickens which lay cancer-fighting eggs. Well, more accurately, the chickens are engineered to secrete therapeutic proteins into their eggs. The proteins most likely need to be purified to be useful. Still, how fun is that?

Hm . . . what's that I hear? It's as if the voices of a thousand vegans cried out in anguish and were suddenly silenced.