Bad Turn-Downs

Most of these are the standard type of turn-downs, of the "you're too good for me" variety. Others move towards the "better" excuses, in that they're particularly lame. The best?

"She told me she had to go buy the donuts for her Singles with STDs group. Point taken."

Ouch. Although I suppose I would rather hear a break-up/turn-down line where they make it sound like you're better off without them, rather than the other way around.

Still . . . ouch.