Sunday, March 11, 2007

My Students Love Me

Heisenberg and his wife are driving down the road, enjoying a nice Sunday excursion. Suddenly, a cop pulls off of a side street and follows closely behind them.

"Honey, slow down!" Heisenberg says. "You don't want to get pulled over."

"Relax, dear," she replies. "Look, I'm only going 55."

"Great," he says. "Now we're lost."

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