Wednesday, July 19, 2006

This is a problem?

Why use Viagra when you can just get a Turkish implant?

Oh yeah. Your neighbor's garage door opener might set it off.

Does the "problem" recede when they close the door? The guy doesn't say. Really, I think he'd be better off just stealing his neighbor's remote. Talk about control issues.

Ah, too many jokes, too little time.


Steve the Troll said...

Wait, so I can't use profanities on this site, but it's okay if you talk about penises on a daily basis? And is it just me, or is female anatomy not getting it's due on this blog? The SEXUALity is HOMOgeneous.

By the way, could you do a post on what it's like to be a conservative in science when your conservative christian president cuts research funding and pledges to veto stem cell research?

Hal said...

I'll admit it: I still think phallic jokes are funny. Does that make me immature? I'll probably be too busy laughing at a video of a farting preacher to care.

Don't worry Steve, I talk about vaginas a lot when V-Day comes around.